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[dancinghorse]

From vampry

What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent	Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is	A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
You wear	Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, you
Your Godly superpower is	The knowledge of and answer to all questions
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Comments

[larryhammer]

An empty onxy throne, eh?

Meanwhile, I'm sitting in humble respte overlooking the rolling hills of Elysia while wielding a flaming, indestructible sword I use to avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant. One hopes the brand doesn't clash with my inky cloak of the universe, or my fashion advisor will kill me.

---L.

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd certainly consider worshipping you.

[maryosmanski.livejournal.com]

What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent	Supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrils
Your throne is	fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear	Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, you
Your Godly superpower is	Rivers of white-hot magma flowing from your eyes, slowly and mercilessly agonizing those who stand in your way and your fallen playthings. Forever.
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So, if I don't have any raiment because I have no body, how can I have magma flowing from the eyes that I must not have either?

[starfall42.livejournal.com]

This is so wrong:
You earthly time was spent: Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps
Your throne is: A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
You wear: Nothing! And that is why people worship you
Your Godly superpower is: Unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic grasp