Yes! I Tell You, Yes!

[dancinghorse]

Ripped from the cold dead hands of sfmarty

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Handgun
Your Favorite Target:	Televangelists
Your Kill Count:	328,150,155
Your Battle Cry:	"I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail:	38
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$67,210,780,903,334
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 7%
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Comments

[larryhammer]

I'm dubious; it claims I use Coke bottles to attack women while crying, "Yo mama!" — for which crimes I do only 34 years in jail.

---L.

[maryosmanski.livejournal.com]

A handgun, inanimate objects, battle cry of "Moo!"

I collapse in laughter just trying to picture it.

[sfmarty.livejournal.com]

snerk.

(signed, not dead yet. Cold. but not dead)