Crikey, I can't even get into Hell

[dancinghorse]

Ya gotta love kaygo and her infallible quizzage detector.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Comments

[kristine-smith.livejournal.com]

>Ya gotta love kaygo and her infallible quizzage detector.

I searched both far and wide.

*sniff* Limbo, huh. I'm Third Level, glutton that I am.

Wallowing in cold mud as I am chewed on by a dog. Much like Life with King.

[shanmuir.livejournal.com]

Given my knowledge of Dante and the Inferno, and my beliefs, I had to give this one a try.

Lo and behold... it put me in... Purgatory!

---
Purgatory

-----------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

---

I don't know what to make of that, since I don't actually believe in Purgatory, but --

[dancinghorse.livejournal.com]

I searched both far and wide.

To Hell and beyond.

[smoemeth.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're a lightweight.

I'll be spending Eternity with wojsvenwoj and the rest of the Heretics on Level 6. :)

[janni.livejournal.com]

Hey, all the cool people hang out in limbo. I'll take it over paradisio any day.

[larryhammer]

I get stuck in Limbo myself, with a touch of lustiness. (Do the cuckoos sing lewdly in Limbo?)

---L.

[maryosmanski.livejournal.com]

Level III -- Gluttonous

Rather odd, considering I'm on a low-fat, low-sugar, low-you-name-it diet and I rarely get to eat anything fancier than a broiled chicken breast these days.

Or perhaps my answers reflect my longings for what I don't have in my life?

[starfall42.livejournal.com]

Heretics for me.

[dancinghorse.livejournal.com]

Sigh. Well, I could have landed in Malebolge if I'd been a touch more evil. I thought I'd get Level 3 actually.

Limbo. Oy.

[writerkatie.livejournal.com]

Well, I couldn't even take the bloody thing; I'll swear I took less than ten minutes, but I got the "not available" message. Frustrating.

Katie

[sfmarty.livejournal.com]

6th level. but I have been dealing with lawyers for the past three weeks. Well, not full lawyers, just students. When I deal with the Bar applicants next month, watch out!

[greeneyedkzin.livejournal.com]

I got Purgatory.

Which I don't even believe in.

Come to think of it, I don't believe in the Inferno either, although I love terza rima.