This has to be the single most obscure quiz EVAH

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It's dancingwriter's fault.

Your own Branch of the Welsh Mabinogi by peredur_glyn
Username
What is it you seek?	The Grail, or something you can pretend is oneAn audience with ArthurTo purloin a giant's daughterThe crown of the Otherworld kingdomWar with IrelandWar with EnglandWar with anyone (you're not fussy)New shoesThe execution of at least one fieldmouse
Your catchphrase?
You're the bastard child of...	alg
Your horse is called...	buymeaclue
You seek the help of:	alfreda89
Who shuns you, so you...	Put them in a bag and beat them with sticks
In turn you are turned into a...	Table
And your family wreaks mistaken revenge on...	alleypat
Your half-brother then...	Ruins your funky "sacks of flour" display
And your new spouse reveals themselves to be...	coalboy
Who swiftly dies of ...	A scribal error
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