Invisibility
Dec. 11th, 2006 11:20 pmOne of the beauties of writing in invisible ink is, you can do the most outrageous things. And nobody notices.
Quest for the Grail? Check.
Rehabilitate Bad King John? Check.
Moses = Akhenaten = Moses, complete with parting of the Red Sea? Check.
The Lionheart wins the Third Crusade? Twice? Oh yeah.
Now what shall I do next, that nobody notices?
Also, a question: Fairies. I don't get them. At all. And yet everybody's writing about them. What's with that?
Oh. Did them, too. Puca points if you saw through the cloak of invisibility to where.
Quest for the Grail? Check.
Rehabilitate Bad King John? Check.
Moses = Akhenaten = Moses, complete with parting of the Red Sea? Check.
The Lionheart wins the Third Crusade? Twice? Oh yeah.
Now what shall I do next, that nobody notices?
Also, a question: Fairies. I don't get them. At all. And yet everybody's writing about them. What's with that?
Oh. Did them, too. Puca points if you saw through the cloak of invisibility to where.
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:37 am (UTC)and you know, I am trying to catch up on how many years of work? give a girl TIME.:D.
up with the chin! ;)
also, dumb ass publishers. and {{empathy}}. a dear friend sells christmas trees. She prunes them with care and puts on a campfire and has a sled for the kids and just does such a lovely set up. YOu choose a tree, and they are GORGEOUS, and they cut it for you.
She's had people walk off her property without buying a tree this year. For the first time ever. And she is just so hurt!
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 06:48 am (UTC)Been stumbling across too many lists of books about this and authors who influenced that, and "nobody has ever done this" and "nobody ever does that."
Er, hello? Invisible author over here.
I've tried to change the style, the name, the subgenre--some success there. Still trying to figure out how to break through into visibility.
But apparently I kick ass as a test-passage writer. A mutant superpower! At last! Save the passage writer, save the world!
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 06:53 am (UTC)and I am with your publisher in the befuddled category.... Also, when I am down, remind me to tell you about Mom and Shattered Dance (she liked, btw ;) and Luna is still REALLY REALLY DUMB). You will be amused.
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:53 am (UTC)The Horns of Hattin long before Orlando Bloom and Edward Norton?
Alexander in the desert?
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:56 am (UTC)Sheila charges $26 a tree. Whatever tree. 4' or 8'. Flat rate. They sell 100 trees a year and get their farm tax status. That is ALL they care about, and they have fun doing it. Their new this year (or maybe last year?) competition up the road? STARTS at $40 a tree. Their trees are no nicer.... *sigh* People are dumb.
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:58 am (UTC)Usually it's enough, but once in a while the frustration breaks through.
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Date: 2006-12-12 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 07:03 am (UTC)I actually found your work through Cairo, because of
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Date: 2006-12-12 07:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 08:09 am (UTC)I mean, I keep them handy on a shelf so I can grab small perfect Tarr Fixes when I need one, apart from regular rereadings.
Just saying.
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Date: 2006-12-12 08:18 am (UTC)The book had only just come out, and I was dying to crack the cover and sink my teeth into it, but I'd agreed to go see a movie with some friends after picking it up at the bookshop. Well, the film turned out to be (imo) bloody awful and after about twenty minutes I started wondering, why am I bothering to sit through this crap when I have a brand new book by one of my favorite authors burning a hole in my backpack? So, I told my friends I was going to curl up on a bench outside and read, and that is exactly what I did. I still think I got the better end of the deal.
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Date: 2006-12-12 09:23 am (UTC)What am I, nobody?
The Hound and The Falcon trilogy survived even the hideous German translation, and that's saying something...
I blame you and Barbara Hambly's Darwath Trilogy in equal measures for my addiction to fantasy.
Rehabilitate Bad King John?
I've had a lifelong hatred for him, and I would have sworn it wasn't possible. That book was nothing short of a miracle, because if there ever was a biased reader, I'm it.
I liked White Mare's Daughter, but it's the semi-historicals that I want to read more of.
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Date: 2006-12-12 01:53 pm (UTC)I don't understand it, either.
Well, at least I know why nobody is interested in _my_ mss - submitting it would help...
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Date: 2006-12-12 01:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 02:13 pm (UTC)What I was saying was, in the patent Arturiana, it's all freaking Lancelot and Guenevere, and who gives a flying anymore? Played.
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Date: 2006-12-12 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 03:12 pm (UTC)Other things to do? Save Sir Phillip Sydney--make him a spy or something.
Boadicea kicks the Romans back to Rome.
Boethius cleans house.
Roland turns the tables at Roncevalles.
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Date: 2006-12-12 03:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-12 03:45 pm (UTC)I keep hoping I can get the two Alamut books back into print. Maybe someday.
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Date: 2006-12-12 03:46 pm (UTC)I've been reading your books for years and years. I've even passed you on to other people because your characters have...well...character.
Although I am annoyed at the bookstores because when I go in looking to find something of yours they almost never have anything. You are one of the better authors I've read but for some reason the people who are ordering books are not putting you on the shelves. Which lead me to look for you on Amazon which lead me to this LJ journal.
(But this leads to a question actually. I've recently re-read Alamut and Dagger and the Cross and I'm wondering something. Is there a book(s) wich concern the brothers before these two. I've not been able to find one if it exists.)
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Date: 2006-12-12 03:47 pm (UTC)PMS at midnight can rot your brain. Just FYI and all that.