$50/hr. My one shameless indulgence is a two-hour massage once a month. Normally we run over, but she doesn't charge me when it does.

I have very loose ligaments, and my shoulder tendons slide out of place. Bobbi puts them back in, shifts ribs back where they're supposed to be--all kinds of stuff. It can hurt like hell when she's doing it, but the relief is exquisite.

And I usually end up a complete puddle at the end!